I used to be a social justice paladin, but then I spent several years of counterprotesting bigotry against myself to the mental health

That's basically the cult of Eserion

Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.

Ferreal. "Thief" is a slur, not a class.

Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.

It's *always* the little things.

Could you, ya know, kinda *step up those numbers, please?* ‍️

No one wins. No one gets out alive.

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*A Pastafarian has joined the party.*

Well, have you tried turning slaves *into* dragons, though? More, I say! More!

Thank you for your service.

I’d have to hire a *troll farm.*.

Luigi's legal team needs to use this defense.

I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands *so thirsty* with a glance?! Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining and instead, that man has people from all genders *lining up* for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams. Nah. The only way he's an assassin is if we're talking about how much he'll *slay* when he's out. That boy better have gills, NGL. 🤪