My bad, sorry, Ozzy. Don't get me wrong, respect for both Dio and Iommi for their contributions to the genre as a whole, but I was speaking specifically of Ozzy in this case.


I read the wall of text. What do I learn?

> A certain bat eating musician Is this person famous?

> getting activated like a fucking sleeper agent LOL, from that description I knew what it would be before I clicked the link. Crazy video.

Ozzy Osbourne

Roll for intelligence with disadvantage

I’d put it at like 2 or 3 lines of text not counting keywords

Oh yeah! The guy from Wizard of Oz!

Roll six for reading comprehension.

Sure, no problems, the only issue was the ambiguous use of he.

That video was incredible. Thank you very much for sharing it with me. I'm going to call my mom.

min(3,9) = 3

You try to read the wall of text, but it's written in a handwriting you have a lot of trouble deciphering. You believe that it says that the pandemic caused people to stutter and that a bard was able to cure that stuttering by singing a spell of "Silence".

Honestly, it would've been better for me if OP shared the text instead of a (slightly blurry) screenshot.