I think you're trying to align the Muppets to what their personalities would be. Instead pick against type.

Agreed. Rolf can be a Druid.

You lost me at Jason Momoa, the faster that Douchbag is out of every movie the better

Please let’s just let the rock’s career die

Got a reason for that? Or just don't like him?

I was thinking the same. This feels like an amazing fan pretty waiting to happen.

Not sure about acting, but I've not heard anything douchy about him personally

We're gonna need some context for your reaction.

It’d be a great skit, but the gag would get old pretty quick for anything full-length.

Long story but I went to a con once where he fucked over every fan who wanted to see him. Additionally there are stories out there of him being a complete “do you know who I am??” Style asshole to regular people and service workers out there. By all accounts he’s a dick, even the shit he used to do backstage on game of thrones is creepy as fuck and anyone who doesn’t look like him would have been canceled by now

There's no *controversy* segment in his wikipedia article.

Have you looked? Used to be a drunk, belligerent asshole while filming aqua man, pulls the “do you know who I am???” Shit on restaurant staff, and there’s a brand new story out now about him being an asshole to the crew of the Minecraft movie

Look it up, he’s one of those guys who uses celebrity to treat service staff like shit, was a creepy asshole behind the scenes on GOT to the female costars, drunk and yelling on the set of aqua man, there’s also a new story out about him being an asshole to the crew of Minecraft

There’s lots out there about him being a creep behind the scenes on GOT, him being a drunk asshole on aqua man, him treating staff like shit on Minecraft, i myself have a personal experience of him fucking over an entire con crowd. Lots of stories also about him being a dick to restaurant staff and using the “do you know who I am?” Line

I would rather just have a good normal muppet movie and not a gimmic

I gotta ask, why do you even spend your time to know such things? What a waste of time.

Got any links for the Game of Thrones one? I couldn't find any articles about that particular story.

From what I remember he made a rape joke like “im so glad I get to rape beautiful women for a living” or something, also reports of him acting bts in ways that a less attractive man would get called “creepy” over.

I was just saying they've tried already...they haven't made more so I don't think so

I don't know how you are able to say that with a straight face. Muppets Movie - Muppet Origin Story Muppets Caper - Muppets but jewel heist Muppets Take Manhattan - Muppets run a Musical Muppets Christmas Carol - Really? Muppets Treasure Island - *Really?* Muppets From Space - ***REALLY?*** The Muppets - The only 'normal' movie and it references all the nonsense from the previous ones Muppets Most Wanted - Criminal muppets Sir, every single Muppet movie has a freakin' gimmick.