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I can literally do all of these: Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool. Barbarian (only technically, I don't get explosively mad anymore). Bard - Piano Cleric - Muslim Druid - Have ecology degree Fighter - Probably Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again) Paladin - Conservation Ranger - Nerf or nothing Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone Sorcerer - My dad's first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine. Warlock - Big research university Wizard - See druid

I'm not great of any of these so I'll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts

I don't know any instruments (yet), but I can bring a vuvuzela and learn real quick during the next session

I can point to famous ancestors and have been accused of being both a demon and magical fey creature in daily life, can I be a warlock? If not I have other options.

One level in every class. Good luck.

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I can multiclass the shit out of this.

Only if you're, like, *really* gay/trans.

But if I need to do the thing to multiclass, I can't be a fighter. I'm either fighting my husband, and I... can't beat him up I'd be sad, or I'd literally being fighting my father's squire. He'd kick my ass.

Shame if allies don't count. It would sound fun beating enemis with a rainbow sword and the power of gay by my side

Best of luck to you, he could always take a knee and cede the duel I guess, other wise you're still in line for that Sorcerer class.

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yeah i hit all of these except two

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I'm so curious which two.

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Would not eating meat count for Druid?

yeah i hit all of these except two