Even more hilarious if you could accidentally pull out someone else trying to retrieve objects from the bag. Would be kind of awkward getting them back to their origin though...

Oh. I thought it a was the other way I thought the point was that if the player whispers, the cube can't hear. But I think what you are imagining is that the cube might hear "open" when something else was said

The merchant says: "thanks for purchasing that cube, if you need something else we are open all day every day" The party is now dead

I thought it was that you can't just shout from afar because it can't hear you, so there's not really any options other than to sacrifice someone every time you want to use it.

Magic sword of infinite sharpness. Sheathing the sword, or holding it by the hilt, quillons, or pommel causes it to become incredibly heavy.

I was hoping it stays up in the air so you have to tie it like a ballon.

Invisibility potion that turns your digestive track and stomach contents invisible.

Sell the bag to a lich to keep him from robbing graves, collect big $$$ for the unique magic item, and the bounty from the town

So many options!

That would actually be pretty amazing for a beach holiday.

Lembas bread but it's 1000 years past it's due date and you *will* get diarrhoea equivalent to its food value.

I missed a trick with that

Id risk it

Yes, and think of the role-playing possibilities! Your character needs to pass a skill check to not choose the riskiest course of action in any situation. Fun for the entire family!

**Band of Gorilla Repair:** Can repair anything, or rather, will summon 1d4 (can be modified depending on the size of the job) massive gorillas who show up seemingly out of nowhere whenever anything near the wearer breaks. Those not expecting to see a bunch of repair-happy gorillas must make a fear check. These mysterious gorillas are friendly and fix whatever thing was broken, but their patience quickly runs out for anybody intentionally causing disrepair in their presence! [Yeah, it works just like this!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJgpbKL6ANk)

Magic rope - an animated rope that can be commanded to levitate and tie knots. When placed in any container, pouch or pocket, it immediately gets tangled up and take 1d6 minutes per 5ft of rope to untangle. Other objects in the container also become tangled with the rope, and take 1d6 minutes to remove individually, entangled objects are released immediately when the entire rope is untangled. Magic rope is unable to be cut by any non-magical item.

I admire that you came up with a much more peaceful and creative approach. But mine might be more fun, if we can get a group together.

Why secret? It's a dull sword.

LOL. That one's really clever! I'm sure there'd also eventually be a raging debate at the table to whether pigeon poop, whilst technically being a "*projectile*", counts as a "missile." Then something like "Was the pigeon aiming for something?"

And I'm stealing that idea for my game, and that one, and this one is cool too ...