The leafcutter ant major "Atta cephalotes" is NOT impressed with your "leaf haul" to body weight ratio and thinks you need to "git gud noob"
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wrote 10 days ago last edited by futurebird@sauropods.win 20 days from now
The leafcutter ant major "Atta cephalotes" is NOT impressed with your "leaf haul" to body weight ratio and thinks you need to "git gud noob"
"Learn to haul LEAF"
She cuts, she hauls, she doesn't even *notice* when three minimums ride along. You think grocery bags are "so heavy!" What have you done with your weak jaws today? How much fungal VOLUME did you generate?
That's what she thought.
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The leafcutter ant major "Atta cephalotes" is NOT impressed with your "leaf haul" to body weight ratio and thinks you need to "git gud noob"
"Learn to haul LEAF"
She cuts, she hauls, she doesn't even *notice* when three minimums ride along. You think grocery bags are "so heavy!" What have you done with your weak jaws today? How much fungal VOLUME did you generate?
That's what she thought.
wrote 10 days ago last edited by@futurebird@sauropods.win She's been listening to some questionable isopodcasts, hasn't she
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The leafcutter ant major "Atta cephalotes" is NOT impressed with your "leaf haul" to body weight ratio and thinks you need to "git gud noob"
"Learn to haul LEAF"
She cuts, she hauls, she doesn't even *notice* when three minimums ride along. You think grocery bags are "so heavy!" What have you done with your weak jaws today? How much fungal VOLUME did you generate?
That's what she thought.
wrote 10 days ago last edited by@futurebird
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@futurebird@sauropods.win She's been listening to some questionable isopodcasts, hasn't she
wrote 10 days ago last edited byMaybe? Still I think a show like "Ice Road Truckers" only it's "Forest Leaf Haulers" could have legs!
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Maybe? Still I think a show like "Ice Road Truckers" only it's "Forest Leaf Haulers" could have legs!
wrote 10 days ago last edited bySix legs, specifically!
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@futurebird
My self-esteem is shot.wrote 10 days ago last edited byAnts will do that.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win She's been listening to some questionable isopodcasts, hasn't she
wrote 10 days ago last edited byI mean, if anyone has ever been a "muscle head" it's a leafcutter major. Those big heads are not full of brains!
(the medium sized ants tend to have the largest brains. The big girls have muscle.)
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The leafcutter ant major "Atta cephalotes" is NOT impressed with your "leaf haul" to body weight ratio and thinks you need to "git gud noob"
"Learn to haul LEAF"
She cuts, she hauls, she doesn't even *notice* when three minimums ride along. You think grocery bags are "so heavy!" What have you done with your weak jaws today? How much fungal VOLUME did you generate?
That's what she thought.
wrote 10 days ago last edited by@futurebird I need "how much fungal volume have you generated today?" on a motivational poster
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@futurebird I need "how much fungal volume have you generated today?" on a motivational poster
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