API (Ant Private Investigator) Chronicles:
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API (Ant Private Investigator) Chronicles:
(moody free jazz plays, we meet the ant PI in her dusty office)Sometimes the strangest little crumb can be the key to the big cake, just such a morsel cracked open my last case. A tidbit that stuck in my crop— like an irritated mandible I couldn’t let it be.
The bug seemed a nice enough gal, on the surface, but this lovely young wasp had some very strange hobbies.
Kept on talking about “the nutrition benefits of traditional yogurt recipes”
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API (Ant Private Investigator) Chronicles:
(moody free jazz plays, we meet the ant PI in her dusty office)Sometimes the strangest little crumb can be the key to the big cake, just such a morsel cracked open my last case. A tidbit that stuck in my crop— like an irritated mandible I couldn’t let it be.
The bug seemed a nice enough gal, on the surface, but this lovely young wasp had some very strange hobbies.
Kept on talking about “the nutrition benefits of traditional yogurt recipes”
1/I’ve always known there were sick humans in this world, but there are also some pretty sick bugs out there too!
You know what some people use in their “traditional yogurt?” I was surprised as anybug to find out.
This parsitiod had a whole operation going— cops think bootlegging booze is a problem? This bug was brewing murder yoghurt! I could have been her next “starter” if I didn’t catch on when I did.
It got so dangerous for a moment solving the case seemed the yeast of my worries. 2/2
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I’ve always known there were sick humans in this world, but there are also some pretty sick bugs out there too!
You know what some people use in their “traditional yogurt?” I was surprised as anybug to find out.
This parsitiod had a whole operation going— cops think bootlegging booze is a problem? This bug was brewing murder yoghurt! I could have been her next “starter” if I didn’t catch on when I did.
It got so dangerous for a moment solving the case seemed the yeast of my worries. 2/2
@futurebird
You are making me apprehensive about yogurt.... -
@futurebird
You are making me apprehensive about yogurt....I didn’t start this yogurt thing people keep sending me the article!
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@futurebird
You are making me apprehensive about yogurt....Listen as long as a serious little ant in a fedora doesn’t show up to “ask some follow up questions” and investigate your spoon you are probably fine.
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I didn’t start this yogurt thing people keep sending me the article!
good lord what happened to that post
