The Rubber Mallet Man hits on on the head three times every day.
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wrote 28 days ago last edited by futurebird@sauropods.win
The Rubber Mallet Man hits us on the head three times every day. No one knows why. I think he just enjoys it. But, what can you do?
It hurts so much. I hate it. But, today was the WORST day. While I was in line waiting to get my bonks, I saw that the guy in front of me was hit just ONE time!
Naturally, I was furious. I threw a fit until they dragged the bastard back and bonked him two more times.
I'm definitely getting angry about the right things in this situation.
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The Rubber Mallet Man hits us on the head three times every day. No one knows why. I think he just enjoys it. But, what can you do?
It hurts so much. I hate it. But, today was the WORST day. While I was in line waiting to get my bonks, I saw that the guy in front of me was hit just ONE time!
Naturally, I was furious. I threw a fit until they dragged the bastard back and bonked him two more times.
I'm definitely getting angry about the right things in this situation.
wrote 28 days ago last edited bySometimes I have this notion... what if no one got hit in the head with a rubber mallet at all? But it's so hard to think about with my head hurting so much.
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The Rubber Mallet Man hits us on the head three times every day. No one knows why. I think he just enjoys it. But, what can you do?
It hurts so much. I hate it. But, today was the WORST day. While I was in line waiting to get my bonks, I saw that the guy in front of me was hit just ONE time!
Naturally, I was furious. I threw a fit until they dragged the bastard back and bonked him two more times.
I'm definitely getting angry about the right things in this situation.
wrote 28 days ago last edited by@futurebird Weirdly enough, I was making a poem in my head earlier about being persistently banged on the head with a rubber mallet. Totally forgotten it now, of course.
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@futurebird Weirdly enough, I was making a poem in my head earlier about being persistently banged on the head with a rubber mallet. Totally forgotten it now, of course.
wrote 28 days ago last edited byHopefully it'll come back to you, though it can be hard to remember things, what with all the bonks on the head.