Hey kid I'm a computer, stop all the downloading!

Smart Barb is a great trope. Conan was clever and sharp, just uneducated.

He'll fight for money, wherever there's money, \ Murder Hobo is there!

mimimimimimi mimimimimimimimimi mimi? Nah I’m just playin wit’chu.

Pokemon pwned Hasbro

The bardbarian on the other hand needs enough charisma to charm even the most unlikeliest of opponents and the constitution that can withstand their passion.

I want to ride my motorcycle

Men me me me me. I am computer. Stop the downloads.

Was he uneducated? Ah least the movie version got to study philosophy as mich as i recall...

But... Knowing is wisdom, not intelligence.

"I would like to ~~rage~~ fight Cobra using advanced teamwork"

...not in fifth-edition dungeons + dragons: knowledge checks are intelligence, judgement is wisdom...

I haven't read many stories yet but I thought he generally looks down on intellectuals. Maybe that's where I got it.

He more looked down on people who didn't act. There were educated people who did things and he respected them. But being a lazy person who never uses their abilities whatever they are annoyed him. It's been like a decade since I read any Conan though so.

That seems fair. I need to read more of em, I have all the stories ready for when my son's old enough.