I have my friend a cell phone when he was struggling. He insisted he paid me back when he gets back on his feet. He died before he paid me back. I like to believe that this would be him if he was still with us. 🥺

Probably also paid for WinZip as well.

Did you study for your 29th grade final exams? They're tomorrow and if you fall you get bumped back to high school

I get dreams about being in high school and about having to take exams or being behind on them and I’m always like “why am I even here I have a career already” and it’s always stupid.

I tried paying back a friend for lunch and he didn't let me know I've lived for years knowing owe him $18

I know a guy who is the opposite of this in a way. I, as a joke, decided to remind him that he owed me $7 for pizza that he never paid me for back when he was part of one of my DnD groups. He got mad, insisted that he already paid it, and then blocked me and started telling coworkers that I was trying to steal from him. (We used to work together, no one believes him but he keeps trying to tell people that, but only to people who knew me for some reason which is how I know.)

I get those, too! I end up remembering I have a master's degree. I tell high school to pound sand, then I go off flying or something fun.

Yeah I usually realize it’s a dream at some point in those ones and then I get to practice shooting energy beams out of my mouth or something else that’s fun until I wake up.

You know what, I'm happy Ethan is in a place where he can afford to pay people back

Depends - LG might have gone by the principle that future inflation wasn't part of the terms of the loan (as it isn't normally).

Oh geez you promise?!

Overreaction of the century right there.

As soon as they refuse repayment. It is gift. And you don't have to worry about it

He still hasn't gotten over being kicked from the group because he made the other players uncomfortable, one of whom still works with him, and he blames me because I wasn't willing to kick the rest of the group instead. (Yes, he actually suggested kicking every other player and just finding new ones who would, and I quote, "agree with me more")

Ah yes, classic "everyone but me is the problem".

Wait you're not supposed to sneak it into their pocket/bag?

My kids are closer to 9th grade than I am.

Order a pizza to their house. Done.

Just had someone return a pen to me after a year. Pretty funny

Also amazing that he kept track of his debts over all this years!