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A forum for discussing and organizing recreational softball and baseball games and leagues in the greater Halifax area.

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    BRB, writing to Ask a DM to ask about the propulsive force of a Kraken's gag reflex...
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    I feel like an opposed strength check would be the easiest way to settle that
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      If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that's 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that's 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water.
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      /theydidthemath /theydidthemonstermath > though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water. That's why the post says "acid immunity" 😉
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        What if the kraken has a giant beak and decides your knight is more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?
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          /theydidthemath /theydidthemonstermath > though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water. That's why the post says "acid immunity" 😉
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          That comment is about Water Breathing. Technically the inside of the Kraken wouldn't be water so the spell wouldn't work.
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            If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that's 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that's 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water.
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            Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There's an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer's Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.
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              Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There's an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer's Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.
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              Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc
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                Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc
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                Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme
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                  What if the kraken has a giant beak and decides your knight is more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?
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                  Then spits them out when they fail a concentration save and the flavor goes away
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                    Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme
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                    dagnet@lemmy.world
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                    oh yeah, not even sure those exist, its a 'combo' that requires a lot of pieces
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                      If my players went through all that trouble of obtaining those items they deserve that one win
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                        Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.
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                        "Can I use my pitons to stay lodged inside?"
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                          If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you'll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.
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