It is pincers

What are you talking about, that's not a french clown, that's a treasure chest

Watch out for the gazebo

DM writing furiously has no time for this, DM needs to adapt!

Well, I was going to have the party meet an owlbear, but a bugbear it is, now.

Damnit, rolling up a fire mage to avenge my Paladin.

You must fight the gazebo alone. No one can help you.

Well, if you want to keep the game lore intact, and surprise your veteran players, call it a "bearbug". -"In front of you, you see a bearbug" -"Do you mean a bugbear?" -"Did I stutter?"

Thankfully, no one at my table knows what a bugbear is. And that's also just not the way English tends to work. A bearbug is clearly a small, hairy beetle.

Sounds like an Umber Hulk tbh