"Oh no! My sexy beautiful axe! What have they done to you?!"

Stupid magic, always womanifying my objects!

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

*The maiden is 3000 years old, has witnessed countless killings by her own form, and has no idea how to stand except in a T-pose*

With no other options, she asks to join the party. Her only move is to launch herself directly at the enemy, causing the barbarian to declare her a kindred spirit and fall madly in love with her.

I can't find the gif, but I'm currently imagining something similar to 3d t-posing Bocchi flying through some concrete building

The romance is confusing at first, but after witnessing a dagger being carefully rubbed with a whetstone, inevitable sparks begin to fly.