Chebucto Regional Softball Club

A drawer for charging all your devices.

Find someone that loves you like this tortie loves this blanket.

I'm sorry everyone!!!

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fes4ever/115350527094368974

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BRB. Can you keep an eye on these items I left on this table while I'm gone?

Excuse me sir, I am using the restroom.

Which key and mode are you today?

It's Monday

I adopted a cat that used to live with a blacksmith, but the first thing she did when we got home was make a bolt for the door.

This cat is fluent in the English language*!

*only word that matter, anyway

I saw a group of 10 ants just wandering around in my room. I felt bad for the little ones, so I made a small origami house for them.

This technically makes me their landlord, and they are my...

Tenants

Half black kitten, half otter 🦦

@Alice It happened, but just for one sin-free ant.

via @futurebird

myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

Today I saw an ant (one single ant) floating up into heaven on a column of light. She was crying the whole time because the rest of her colony and all her other bug friends were too sinful to get into heaven. I don't think ANY humans got in. Pica the cat has activated her legal team but I don't see what that's going to do. Anyway best make what we can of what is left and God Bless that one ant who was free of sin.

Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

@futurebird Wish there was an AI slop filter for Youtube. 🫤

@futurebird Why the hate for hallucigenia? They're cool!

Oh, you're trying to pick a lock? Here, let me help.

#Caturday

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