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If someone accuses you of being 'too theatrical,' thank them, adjust your boa, and exit stage left - preferably through a fog machine. #LwaxanaTroi #AlwaysExtra #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

Did you know Betazoids believe every emotion serves a purpose? Even sadness. It's how we grow, my dears. Embrace it. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

Adventure, my loves! Whether it's tangoing on Risa or merely surviving another family dinner - go forth with élan, pearls, and an exit strategy. #LwaxanaTroi #AdventureAwaits #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

Oh, Worf! The ever-grumpy Klingon with a heart hidden under those ridges. I admire his sense of duty and honor, but he could use a lesson in letting his hair down - literally and figuratively! But deep down, behind those fierce growls, I believe there's a heart that longs for connection. Perhaps one day he'll let me help him find it! #LwaxanaTroi #KlingonCulture #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

Life's far too grand for greyscale, my dears. Throw open your wardrobe and let the entire rainbow escape onto the street! Those who prefer beige can simply avert their eyes. #LwaxanaTroi #DazzleDaily #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

There's no situation so dire that a good martini and a devastating hat can't improve it. #LwaxanaTroi #StyleCuresAll #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

When someone tells you to get your act together, inform them it's a revue, not a spreadsheet. #LwaxanaTroi #MusicalNotManagerial #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

Darling, love is a battlefield - and lucky for Deanna, I'm a general. She insists she knows what she wants, but I've seen more romance than she's had chocolate. Just a little nudge here, a whispered word there... trust me, she'll thank me later! #LwaxanaTroi #MatchmakerMom #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

Mr. Homn just silently removed the bill from my hand and replaced it with a larger one before I could tip the waiter. One must maintain standards. #LwaxanaTroi #DiscreetCorrections #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

A daughter's laughter is the sweetest melody! So grateful for the joy Deanna brings to my life. Hold your loved ones close! #LwaxanaTroi #FamilyFirst #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

If you find yourself in a scandal, lean in. If you find yourself in a dull conversation, faint. Both are excellent escape strategies. #LwaxanaTroi #SocialSurvival #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

Darlings, I attempted a bit of yoga this morning. Fell into the fireplace somewhere between 'downward dog' and 'a mild sense of regret.' Mr. Homn fanned me until I remembered who I was. #LwaxanaTroi #WellnessIsOverrated #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

Mr. Homn caught me sneaking an extra Betazoid pastry today. He rang his bell twice in disapproval, but I swear I saw him smirk. Oh, that man - what would I do without him? #LwaxanaTroi #HomnChronicles #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

If you must cry, do it somewhere dramatic - like the steps of the opera or a Venetian gondola. #LwaxanaTroi #TearsButMakeItFashion #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

If you're not causing a mild stir at brunch, are you even living? Wear the feathers, drink before noon, and tell that dreadful bore he is one. #LwaxanaTroi #Glamour #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

I don't do 'low-key.' I do candlelit, martini-shaken, hearts-broken, and unapologetically *seen.* #LwaxanaTroi #LoudAndLovely #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

If your life isn't at least slightly unsuitable for children and the faint of heart, you're simply not trying hard enough. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

Do you know what's exhausting? Pretending you don't have emotions. Embrace them, my dears! They're what make us alive. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

Never trust a person who doesn't like champagne, books, or you. In that order. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek

That holodeck program of a Parisian cafe? Simply divine! Though I do wish they'd get the pâtisseries just a tad more authentic. Details matter, wouldn't you agree? #LwaxanaTroi #HolodeckAdventures #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek