I can't see any of these working as intended. Clowns don't subscribe to reality
> Spawn them as a distraction!
Some of them cause a big distraction that accidentally points directly towards those you don't want to be seen.
> Use them to hide!
One of them will look giant and big to hide you while the others honk and gesture/point behind, clearly showing where you are.
> Build yourself a mountain of clowns to scale any wall!
Crabs in a bucket. None will let you climb. You must stay to hear their jokes...
> Never starve again with their endless supply of pies!
Shaving cream pies. Ain't nobody got time to bake 30 coconut creams
> Use their weight to bring down any air-/ship
They all blow up helium balloons to help it float. Unless you want it to float in which case their balloons turn into bowling balls at the last second with a big shrug.
> Air drop them on their enemies!
See balloons
> Just crush your entire party by spawning hundreds of them in a closed room!
Clown car logic. You're all "crushed" but it's just extremely difficult terrain.