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The transporter attendant called me ma'am. Ma'am! Do I look like a ma'am? I told him I'm a force of nature, not a form of address. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Love doesn't care for categories, uniforms, or pronouns. It just sees a soul and says, 'Ah, there you are.' #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @startrek

My dears, if you haven't shocked at least one person before lunch, are you even awake? Startle the straights, confound the dull, and never whisper when you could declaim. #LwaxanaTroi #MakeLifeLouder #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

If you're going to cause a scene, make sure it photographs well. #LwaxanaTroi #FlashbulbMoments #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Oh, @Morn you always know just what to say! Quark nearly dropped a glass when he heard the part about the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition being written by a committee of Vulcans! Honestly - and you, with that innocent face, sipping your drink as if you hadn't just shattered his entire worldview. Oh, you do have a gift for timing, my dear! #LwaxanaTroi #CheersToThat #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @startrek

Life should be lived like a cocktail: shaken, stirred, and served in something impractical. #LwaxanaTroi #CheersToThat #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I tried a Vulcan meditation retreat once. Made it 3 minutes. They asked for silence; I brought champagne and a Betazoid string quartet. I am the ambiance. #LwaxanaTroi #VulcanDrama #LwaxanaTroi #WhoAreYou #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Mr. Homn just handed me a note that says, 'Perhaps consider fewer telegrams to the Sultan?' I refuse to be limited by perhaps. #LwaxanaTroi #Diplomacy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Had tea with Jean-Luc. I brought the real blend: gossip and perfume. He tried to hide behind his Earl Grey. As if that would work. #LwaxanaTroi #TeaAndChaos #LwaxanaTroi #WhoAreYou #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

My daughter Deanna may think she has it all figured out when it comes to relationships... but trust me, darling, I have a much better grasp on the finer details. Let's see where my matchmaking skills take us! #LwaxanaTroi #MatchmakingMaster #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

The secret to a thrilling life? Say yes more often, especially to invitations, cocktails, and sequins. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

When someone accuses you of being 'too much,' remind them that planets prefer a sun that's excessive. Shine at full wattage; they'll adjust their orbits or drift away. #LwaxanaTroi #SolarFlair #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Mr. Homn once caught me attempting to escape out a boudoir window. Instead of stopping me, he handed me my handbag on the way down. A true professional. #LwaxanaTroi #Loyalty #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

If you're going to have a midlife crisis, make sure it involves passports, pearls, and at least one very bad idea. #LwaxanaTroi #CrisisButChic #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

They say money can't buy happiness - but it can buy a one-way ticket to Monte Carlo and a hat so large it causes shade-related lawsuits. #LwaxanaTroi #RetailTherapy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Being a mother's exhausting, especially when your daughter insists on making her own decisions. Imagine! But what's a mother to do? Sit back and let her stumble through love alone? Absolutely not! She may resist, but I have wisdom on my side. #LwaxanaTroi #MothersKnowBest #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I don't do regrets - I do rewrites. Preferably with better lighting and a stronger cast. #LwaxanaTroi #RewriteYourLife #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Mr. Homn has mastered the art of the pointed silence. I now require three martinis before I can tolerate it. #LwaxanaTroi #StaffKeepsYouHumble #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Darlings, the goal is not to age gracefully - it's to age outrageously. Add more sparkle with every scandal. #LwaxanaTroi #GraceIsOverrated #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Life isn't a dress rehearsal - it's a cabaret, a scandal, and a costume change every hour. Now go add feathers. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon