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If you rip them both in half, then two of your party are cursed to be the next two truth/lie guards. Roll for unintended consequences.

A DM once attacked our party with wargs in an arctic tundra in the dead of night. I discovered an offensive use of Create Water.

A clownfish naturally changes its biological sex. That's what it does. Is it trans or cis? A snail has both sexes at the same time. Is it trans or cis? Or does the concept of cis/trans just not make any sense at all in a species that doesn't have two static sexes and doesn't naturally change between them?

*"You are extremely confident that there is, in fact, nothing of note within your perception."*

Are you complaining about issues with the perfect products of the Alpha Complex' finest R&D department, *troubleshooter*?

Fun fact: if you beat the snot out of a Pinkerton and I'm on the jury then no you didn't.

10/10 advice, right here.

She was raised as a poor sea urchin. I mean… street urchin.

They also recently did a reprint of the first ~5 or so books in paperback. One of the neat things they did with the reprints is they've included dice rolls at the bottom of every page, so instead of needing to use dice, you can flip to a random page instead and use that as your roll.

>But... what about demons/devils? That's actually why orcs in D&D were an evil race in the first place. At its core, D&D is derived from Lord of the Rings. Orcs in Tolkien's world were created from elves by an evil god/demigod to be his evil army. They had no choice to be good or evil in LotR so that property was inherited into D&D. I'm okay with this change. Orcs in D&D lore have a different origin than in LotR and I don't see why they should always be evil. I consider this just one more reasonable change from the original game which had odd rules like dwarves can't be wizards and only humans could be clerics.

Clerics don't have to be good aligned...

so making a joke and responding to comments attacking me makes me a troll? if that's the case why even respond at all? why not just downvote and move on?

Never thought about it before, but the two systems I like most don't do that. In chronicles of darkness, you get penalties when any of your last 3 health boxes (out of 6-10) are marked. In fate, you start getting Consequences, and those both adversely affect you and provide bonuses for your opponents. I think some people don't like this because it can cause a death spiral, where whoever gets injured first is likely to get more injured from the penalties. But, that makes sense for a lot of genres. I routinely found it extremely irritating in BG3 when I'd do a sneak attack critical, and then the enemy would have like 3 HP left, and then they'd turn around and attack just as hard as if i'd done nothing. Unsatisfying.

That's why I sit around and eat potato chips every night, I can't get better so my only option is to increase the total amount of perfection.

I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands *so thirsty* with a glance?! Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining and instead, that man has people from all genders *lining up* for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams. Nah. The only way he's an assassin is if we're talking about how much he'll *slay* when he's out. That boy better have gills, NGL. 🤪

Dreamworks just produces mediocre a slop with the occasional banger. They gave us Chicken Little in 2000, the Shrek effect got nothing to do with it. They also gave us Kung Fu Panda, How to Train your Dragon, and The Last Wish over the years, which are all great. I'm also a fan of Wild Robot, although I think the third act doesn't really flow as nicely as the previous ones. > I've seen it said that Japanese Animation is so popular because they treated it as an art form and took it seriously for both children's and adult media, and it's definitely another window into what the world would be like if the industry in the US stayed on that course from the early 00s Most of the anime production of the last two decades is generic shonen slop, the fact that it became popular has nothing to do with taking it seriously and it's not a metric of quality. There's some good stuff in there amid the bad, but that's the same for western animation.

Guess what I named an Underground Warehouse

No problem! I've been here almost 2 years and I still get confused from time to time.

One of my characters I hope to play some day is a half orc hexblade warlock who doesn't realize he has magic powers or that he made a pact. His "casting" involves yelling intimidatingly and waving his arms, sometimes throwing certain things. If anyone asks where he got his favorite axe (which is always conveniently "on his back" when he needs it, despite him constantly forgetting it), he'll explain that he traded part of his shoe for it. Any party members that try to explain his pact are met with disbelief or confused facial expressions before he inevitably moves on.