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@david_chisnall This makes me so happy. When I started pointing this out like seven years ago most people just brushed me off as having "nerd problems"

@ersatzmaus Ah!I didn't know it was also called "find the lady"

@jbenjamint I think it varies by industry, but most people I know wear a suit every day this is in law, finance, government, public services, advertising, media etc.

@futurebird 4. It was true but probably not for the reasons you were given. Did your office work with preprinted forms?

@futurebird either way, thank you for fixing it.

@futurebird also more and more of her fans are aunties. The aunt pile.

@futurebird what if I'm a heretic who believes in Spider Jesus who died on the eight-legged asterisk?

@futurebird but I need amnesty!

@grumpasaurus It better!

@mysturji Trump has absolutely had some undocumented staff, but it was only a few people. The wages and benefits at Mar-a-largo are slightly higher than the local average for similar work.

@futurebird it’s cumulative effect of the little jolts of joy you get when you can take a small part of the world and make it make sense. Similar to the „I just bought sufficient storage boxes and bookshelves at Ikea for everything“ high. See also the following meme that’s followed me through 25 years of tricking sand into counting shit:@rk

@robotistry @toerror @epicdemiologist It’s an intrinsically mischievous form factor. When it stood up I wanted to say “cut that out right now”same thing with the prancing.

There are many programs I abandoned due to them being inefficient. May I please send them to the data center and run them?